Mattel today announced that Barbie is Gay.
This was a surprise. For years there has been speculation, and now we know. Shocked associates tore their heads and limbs off in frustration. Senior designers were seen with sharp scissors, exclaiming "If only I had known! Now all the fall styles are wrong. I'm going to Kill her!!!
Earlier, we had reported...
Very nice barbie doll. Well preserved in original box. Purchasable on Ebay for $85 or more. This is a sure collectors item, destined to sell very well. Get yours today. In fact, you should buy one for your parents to have as well. They always can give it to you later, so look at it as an investment. Ken is optional, and also for sale. Ken comes wih his own Disco Nites (tm) outfit, including cologne.
